me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—
horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell
me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then
this picture tells my whole life story
Ice Covered Street Lamp on Mt Washington
do you ever get a part 2 to a dream you had before
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
what in the pure fuck
HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!
Normal if you’re white. You get shot on sight if you’re a minority.
strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones
people are following me probably thinking im cool
you are completely right