SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?
My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
when you see a big spider on your desk
IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
Look at the actual painting, though. Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?
buying clothes that aren’t black is hard
Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that
my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—
horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell
me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time