dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

rimjobular:

this picture tells my whole life story

uhohmarty:

Ice Covered Street Lamp on Mt Washington

dw:

do you ever get a part 2 to a dream you had before

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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illbegotdamn:

eholaura:

solarselection:

small-baby-chihiro:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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what in the pure fuck

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

Normal if you’re white. You get shot on sight if you’re a minority.

MADONNA PUTTANA

PORCODDIO

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right