I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.
when youre desperate to see if someone is hot
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
Game postponed due to puppies.
Some of them look so pissed and then you have a few that are like ‘PUPPIES’
why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
Best $1.85 I have ever spent.
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
"im not a fan of 1d but i like….." is the new no homo
I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life