If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
i can’t tell if Shrek had a really, really good soundtrack or if i just love all of those songs b/c i heard them so many times during my formative years watching Shrek
click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this
You can’t tell me what to do
Oh snap, I pushed the button.
I’m hitting the god damn button!
THE BUTTON WAS hit
GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO
MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT
NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!
I hit the button twenty times after reading that
I think I broke the button
I dont know what to do
THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN
YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL
LOOK what i just bought :D
A plant which lives in the air?
Tu es stupid hoe.