livetrilldietrill:

hip-hop-zombie:

Tom and Jerry is the shit

You niggas live in a dirty ass house

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

diluded:

similar posts here ☾

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

david-bui:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar 

I’m glad it isn’t just me

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

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fappuclno:

*gets home from school*

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