bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

spookygayharpist:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS


thats because its a fucking adjective and you don’t conjugate fuking adjectives like this is the same for literally every adjective ever like goddamn why i gotta be the damn elementary school teacher on this website

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

bunnyfood:

He hurt his foot.

(via unamusedsloth:via)

vinebox:

vinebox:

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread

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Fuckboy: i love you
Me: are you rich?
Fuckboy: no.....
Me: ✔ Seen 8:34

enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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follow me on instagram, i usually follow back 💟✌️😋

legalwifi:

oh mY GOD ARE U SERIOUS

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already